Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is
so
stuffed up, I can't understand you. You should really take
something for
that cold.
Operator: Good idea. I'll take the rest
of the day off!
SymonFerrelwQ
What did
the woodworm say to the chair
?
It's been nice gnawing you !
KorriganAmyneddgarxF
Why did the teacher decide to become an
electrician? To get a bit of
light relief.
AhiahBrysonSy
One out of every four people is
suffering from some
form of mental illness.
Check three friends. If
they're OK, then it's you.
MathersonKamdenYj
Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to
his young child:
"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep
that wouldn't be tax
deductible, but I like your thinking".
VictorianThanosCy
This guy is walking with his friend. He says
to this friend, "I'm a walking economy."
The friend replies
"How so?"
"My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim
of inflation,
and both of these together are putting me into a deep
depression!"
BarnhardoBardouvu
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bingo
!
Bingo who ?
Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages !
LudanoBayrdmH
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea
when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a
dog?
BirneyElieoX
Do you know what a mice said when
it saw a bat?
Mom ! I see an angel.
DestinGorrysG
Teacher: In what part of the
world are the
people most ignorant ?
Pupil: Hong Kong
Teacher: Why do you say
that ?
Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most
dense !
PadenPhilipik