There were ten zebras in the zoo. All
but nine escaped. How many were
left? Nine!
DeOswellxE
What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter
of a pound of ground beef?
A humburger.
ErcoleRufofk
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give
in?
A: "Have another beer."
EamonnBurgme
How many tax advisors does it take to change a
light bulb?
"In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in
Hawaii, dealing
exactly with this issue."
FentonLevPq
"What are you reading?" demanded
the father
of his seven-year-old.
"A story about a cow jumping over the
moon," was the reply.
"Throw that book away at once," he
commanded.
"How many times have I told you you're too young to read
science
fiction?"
ManeThurhloewbq
Alsation: How come
you are always so well
behaved when you go on a walk with your master?
Chihuahua: It's the
leash I can do!
RandolphGarlenzb
A brain walks into a bar and
says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."
The barman looks
at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you."
"Why not?" askes the
brain.
"You're already out of your head."
NarfiMorvanJF
Why is a frog luckier
than a cat ?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine
times !
OmetAnbessair
Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
The
farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
FrayneNechemyaQs
Are you in
the top half of your class
?
No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possible !
DerickOsbertoR